mah-tumblah:

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

And Loki’s still adopted

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

hallloween:

me at sleepovers

hellotailor:

ifeelbetterer:

Gwyneth Paltrow’s life is a 24/7 juice cleanse detox bootcamp. The Iron Man suit must have been a walk in the park compared to her everyday workout regimen. Gwyneth Paltrow can probably lift RDJ with her abs.

attack-attazkaban:

kpopandbbc:

welcome-azkaban-bitch:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I like how his last mention answers the first. 

…fUCKING BYE

treyfuckingcasen:

canni8al:

ashlyniscool:

hedgehogsareprettycute:

slugbox:

raikissu:

thebrigeedarocks:

annabellalovesyou:

itrybutitshows:

Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf

Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.

REVERSE.

SNOWGLOBE.

imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.

This bed is not for fucking in.

this bed is definitely for fucking in.

imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed. 

imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.

all of these comments i can’t